****UPDATE****



For all you people who read this and then ask "are you there?" as a joke thinking your either funny OR original OR both all your really doing is proving my point about the Net being full of retards

It has come to this......





It amazes me, on a daily basis, how many fuckin retards are on the Net. Every single day I either come home to OR wake up to messages left on my messengers asking "are you there?" EVEN THO my status clearly states "Not At My Desk"



ok people....I wouldn't think that I'd have to actually explain what 'not at my desk' means but seeing as some of you are total fuckin morons I guess I'm gonna have to.





the phrase 'not at my desk" denotes the pure and simple fact that a person is NOT AT THEIR FUCKING DESK AND THEREFORE CANNOT REPLY.... really think about it ok? .... if a person was at their desk and wanted to talk they would be in Available Mode....d'uhhhhhhhh

The absolute dumbest question I have been asked in 34 years was sent to me over a messenger:

"I know it says your not there but are you there?"




why not pick up the phone and call someone that you know for a fact is not at home and leave 500 messages on their answering machine asking "are you there?"





now.....if you still fail to understand the purposes of 'status modes' and what they mean then please do the world a favor and kill yourself because you are a total moron.